Sometimes I Like To Have Ridiculous...
Jason: Hi, my name is Jason. Welcome to Apple!
Jason: How are you?
Me: Hi, my name is Jason too, actually.
Me: I have a question about custom configurations...
Me: Jason? You still there?
Me: Sorry, I mean YOU Jason, not ME Jason.
Jason: Of course. Waiting for the question!
Me: Oh, okay. Got worried.
Me: Is it possible to combine the MacBook Pro with a Mac mini?
Me: Take the guts out of the MBP, which is a faster machine, and cram them into a Mac mini case?
Me: And, if so, how much more would that cost?
Jason: No. This isn't offered.
Me: Hmm. What about putting the Mac Pro guts into the iMac case so it's sleeker and has a display?
Jason: No.
Me: Yeah, wow, I just realized how stupid that sounds.
Me: Sorry. I should have thought it out.
Jason: The products that are offered are on the site. No internal switching.
Me: Oh, wow, my phone is ringing and it's a friend of mine also named Jason!
Me: This is the day of Jasons!
Jason: I think it may be.
Me: Thanks for your help. I think I'll get a MacBook Air and then just put it inside an old G4 case for looks when people come over.
Jason: You're welcome.
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(I have more fun playing with Apple's automated system)
Apple: Please say the name of the product that you need customer support for
Me: Newton MessagePad 2000
Apple: *that sound that the computer on the Enterprise makes when it's working*
May 20th